Captain in Blue on Team Minnows before the new league season
We managed to get hold of Melvin Lim today, captain of Team Minnows, to understand more about the current state of the team and their goals before they embark on their journey in the Division 3 of D2D Sun 9am League. Here are the questions and answers exchanged between our reporter from Minnowsnewsasia (MNA) and … Read more
Season 4: Community Shield 0.5?
Last Sunday, Team Minnows entered their 4th season with the Community Shield Match which saw end-to-end football displayed by both Team Minnows and their opponents. The highly entertaining match ended in a 2-2 draw which ensures the two teams share the spoils – which also saw the Community Shield split into two for the first … Read more
Team Minnows aim to become world’s richest team
Team Minnows stand to become the most powerful club in world football if the takeover deal with a Far West Sovereign Wealth fund is completed. The deal currently being negotiated by Kenny Huang, and his Far West partner has already laid the blueprint to make Team Minnows the wealthiest club on the planet. A Kopitiam … Read more
Irregular attendance continues to haunt Minnows?
Entering its 3rd Season and playing its 70th game in a losing result of 1-4, irregular players’ attendance especially in the goalkeeping department, might seem to pose a problem to Team Minnows. However, there is an underlying problem that needs a closer examination. On 8 November 2009, 9 players arrived for match warm-up at Bukit … Read more
Manager? Player? Referee? Goalkeeper?
Kenny Wenger has recently featured in a match for Team Minnows. To confuse matters, he appeared in an all-black referee attire insisting to play as the goalkeeper, without gloves… Please see picture, circles in pink. Looking at the top left corner, yes, you are right, it is a long ball from the opponent while Wenger … Read more
Rafael Kenny “De Pigeone”
Rafael Kenny “De Pigeone” is currently sidelined with a fake 2 months MC for various excuses such as conjunctivitis, lousai, dengue fever, yellow fever, scarlet fever, scarlet johannsson fever etc etc. Reports show that he really is doing something else on the sidelines, spies uncovering his intent on getting a “How to overthrow Fergie” phd. … Read more
Kenny Wenger M.I.A but the show goes on
Minnows marched on with a hard fought 2-0 victory last Sat. On loan Striker Yi Cong opportunistic strike and Melvin’s ala Owen in WC 98 dribbling passed the whole defense and leaving all the defenders for dead before using his alien skin nike boots to power home from 15 yards made the headlines in this … Read more
Injury scare!!
With the new season just started hours ago, Minnows had an injury scare! Own goal top scorer Kenny looked down and out when he was tackled heavily by a jealous opponent because Kenny was better looking (Cited from very reliable source). He looked down gingerly after the cumbersome tackle. As he smelt the grass, he … Read more
Confession of a Manchester United Fan
The Red Devil are an intoxicating mix of speed, movement and purpose (goals!). They are the skilled master surgeons who performs heart bypasses through keyholes the size of fingernails. They make their moves with the goal in mind doing so with grace and composure while avoiding unnecessary flourishes along the way. They are beauty, muscle, … Read more
Lucas + Anderson
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